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So Long 'Fingers'. Zombie (no go go, unless you tell am to go) Banker Blues.

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'Lucky Guy! Dead And Still Drawing His Very Own Pension' sez Wag. 'In my imagination - there is no complication . . .'

Scientists, troops and auditors arrive from abroad to investigate the total collapse of a small Republic. They're looking for 'Fingers'. His actions had hastened the spiral of the country into a bottomless liquidity trap. They want to interrogate him. Meanwhile an anonymous auditor, hiding out in one of the few sanctuaries which remain, spills the beans on the inhuman practices which led to the collapse. He also fills in the backstory of Brian 'Brains' Ahern.

This is the second part of what will eventually be a trilogy of zombie shorts. The first part of the trilogy was titled 'Houses on the Moon' and is available at this page: http://vimeo.com/3269259

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#	Title	Author	Date
1	Just a still	ec	Fri Apr 24, 2009 20:46
2	Pointing Fingers	an auditor	Mon Apr 27, 2009 22:29
3	Fingers Pension: Extraordinary by any standards	.	Thu Apr 30, 2009 09:24
4	Guillotine operator Needed by central Bank - No Shit : Zombie news from Facebook	next	Tue May 12, 2009 21:47
5	dead banker walking	auditor	Thu May 14, 2009 21:19
6	Rip Off!!	godspeed	Sun May 17, 2009 23:21
7	Hey Fingers ,How Do You Like Your Eggs ,raw or WOT	Cock a doodle do.	Mon May 18, 2009 00:15
8	FG Propose 'temporary zombification of the entire system'.	auditor	Mon May 18, 2009 08:25
9	'ripoff of GSPYBE'	ec	Mon May 18, 2009 09:28
10	Under Fianna Fail: Our Living Sacrificed so The Dead can Walk	auditor	Tue May 19, 2009 15:53
11	Nama really stands for a Necro-political Abattoir of Materialist Avarice	auditor	Fri May 22, 2009 20:38
12	Anglo Rancid to Core: Writes off 1/4 of national budget over 6 months	auditor	Fri May 29, 2009 12:30
13	'Anglo Irish is a dead bank walking'	auditor	Sun May 31, 2009 13:31
14	The establishment is treating people like the zombies in Romero's films	auditor	Mon Jun 01, 2009 14:40
15	'They (Zombie Bankers) Filled Each Other Up Again'	auditor	Wed Jun 10, 2009 17:45
16	The Flesheaters Are Taking Charge Of The Mortuary	auditor	Wed Jun 10, 2009 18:21
17	the other 65 billion zombie banker ponzi scheme	auditor	Wed Jun 17, 2009 01:21
18	On Blood And Wings	auditor	Wed Jun 17, 2009 21:12
19	rampant flesheating criminality: 2007 a good year for zombie developers	auditor	Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:12
20	Zombie Capitalism: the domination of the dead over the living	auditor	Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:50
21	Distressed Zombie Banker Goes Missing With 2 x Bouble Barreled Shotguns	auditor	Thu Jun 25, 2009 04:09
22	'an orgy with esteemed economists and commentators feasting on our economic innards'	auditor	Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:04
23	Funding fun and games	Jimmy Aloysius Joyce	Thu Jul 16, 2009 18:49
24	Lookin for the zombies? Find the individual domestic bondholders.	auditor	Fri Jul 24, 2009 21:24
25	A herd is kept for its meat, leather and fuel and to be ridden for fun.	auditor	Fri Jul 24, 2009 21:54

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